You about to enter an area of that is quite unnecessarily graphic and unpleasant. If you choose to continue, you will bear reluctant witness to scenes of unspeakably gratuitous blood lust involving goats, unwashed New Zealanders and very large knives.

Please make your choice below.

Yup I'm up for that - bring on the blood and guts

Ooh no, that kind of caper makes me chuck, I'll go back to the previous page thanks

All meat is murder you savages, take me to the Vegetarian's Society website this instant accepts no responsibility for damage caused to expensive computer equipment by outpourings of projectile vomit brought about by viewing the contents of the following page.
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